What you missed while FINALLY finishing Thanksgiving leftovers ...
• Monday Night Football: Falcons 36, Saints 17, and America yawns, because, you know, that whole hurricane empathy thing is so not in style anymore.
• NBA: Kobe's 43 lead Lakers over Mavericks, forcing Mark Cuban to return to his burrow for six more weeks of winter weather.
• Yzerman-less Red Wings defeat Flightless Sea Fowl, 3-1.