• Tony Stewart's strange midget racing addiction. [I Like Racing]
• Catch Me If You Can: Montgomery banned two years for doping. [Smart Guys Sports]
• Obviously desperate Texans hire Dan Reeves as consultant. [Sporting Fools]
• Who's on first? I don't know ... third base! Yankees want Nomar play to first. [Yankees Chick]
• You want hockey fights? Here's plenty of doozies. [Hockey Fights]
• Bob Costas is on "The Colbert Report" tonight. We encourage short jokes here. [The Colbert Report]
• Hey, is Robinson Cano a jerk? [The Journal News]