• Phil Jackson wants Ron Artest, apparently. [LA Daily News]
• News from the Yankee phone tree: Now Giambi wants to call Nomar. [MSNBC]
• Flightless Sea Fowl drop the ax on Olczyk, opt for coach with vowels. [Off Wing Opinion]
• Colorado football to hire Hawkins to steer their pristine, historically corruption-free program. [Raysinboise]
• Aussie swim coach held mock executions. Charming. [ABC.net]
• FIFA wants Iran in World Cup. Sure — what could possibly go wrong? [News.com]