• Maybe Stan Van Gundy quit the Heat to spend more time with his family, but, well, nobody asked his daughter what she thought. [J.E. Skeets]
• Yeah, this is pretty much what ESPN fantasy analysis is really like. [Some Fine Fellows]
• Perhaps Cardinals GM Walt Jocketty should work on his free agent pitch. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Of course, maybe that's why our birds just signed Braden Freaking Looper for $14 million. [F**k Your Couch]
• Nothing beats a good Iraqi minister of information joke. [Dave's Football Blog]