What you missed while laboriously sewing an Iraq-Iran World Cup half-and-half jersey ...
• Rascal Scooter Orange Bowl: Penn State finally kicks a FG to beat Florida State in three overtimes. Surprisingly, neither Joe Paterno nor Bobby Bowden die of old age in the process.
• College Basketball: Novak's 41 points lead Marquette to upset of No. 2 UConn — just as you predicted, you sly boots.
• NBA: Jazz hand Lakers fifth straight loss, but Kobe totally rules in three straight games of "NBA Live 06."