When the Toronto Argonauts' social media manager woke up this morning, I doubt he or she thought that they were going to have to tweet out an official statement regarding Rob Ford and all the pussy he may or may not be eating. But Ford decided to wear his customized "MAYOR FORD" Argos jersey while continuing to participate in the farce that has become his life this morning, and so here we are.

Seriously, Rob. Keep the Argos out of this. They just want to play football.

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