What you missed before finally figuring out that the TV was unplugged ...
• College Basketball: Villanova stays undefeated, as do Illini. Jamar Smith takes one shot, scores 0 points. Way to go us!
• Gagne With a Spoon: Rangers lose to Flyers in overtime.
• Latest News About Men Who Play Sports While Wearing Slacks: Olin Browne takes one-stroke lead at PGA Mercedes Championships.