• Hey, there was a moderately enjoyable college football game this week.
• Clinton Portis is the man, and, in case you were wondering, his mom rules too.
• Support your local athletes, always, particularly if you're Stuart Scott.
• Ichiro could be a killer, you know.
• So you know, this guy is not gay, he's not a homosexual.
• Laura Quinn, inexplicable camera hog.
Hey, so, enjoy the playoffs this weekend. Our super ninja master The Mighty MJD will be keeping offices hours all weekend — make sure to send him your weekend tips at email@example.com — so Deadspin, hell yeah, we got your back the whole time. Have fun.