What to watch as cows wander into a McDonald's, figure out what's going on and arm themselves for rebellion ...
• College Basketball: Indiana at Michigan State; Maryland at Duke. Well, this should be good. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Syracuse at Notre Dame; Texas A&M at Oklahoma State; TCU at New Mexico. We know we should be thinking hoops, but whenever we hear "New Mexico," we can't help but smile. [ESPN2]
• NHL: Flightless Sea Fowl at Blue Jackets. Hockey doesn't get any better than this. Oh wait, yes, it does. Sorry. [Fox Sports Ohio]