We know that the Swiss have an uncanny knack for avoiding trouble, and here's why: their extraordinary common sense.
It's our favorite headline of the week so far. It's: Swiss team avoids Turkey because of bird flu.
CURLY: "But we can't go to Turkey!"
MOE: "Why not?"
CURLY: "We'll get the bird flu!"
MOE: "C'mere." (draws saw across top of Curly's head).
CURLY: "Ow, ow ow ow ow ... oh, look. (Saw teeth are bent).