• Skiier Bode Miller apologizes for drunk skiing comments on "60 Minutes." Not until he had a chance to drink Lesley Stahl under the table, however. [CBS News]
• His mojo is in a kangaroo's pouch, we guess: Andy Roddick the No. 2 seed at Australian Open. [SI.com]
• Web site launches ... for the firing of Charlie Weis? [The Mighty MJD]
• Red Sox sign reliever Julian Tavarez. As Cardinals fans, we say, "Good luck with that." [Chowdaheads]
• Rangers to retire Messier's No. 11 tonight. Hey, is he still pals with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins? [Jedi Master Grace]