What you missed while Grandpa was spinning another one of his pedantic, homespun, drunken stories ...
· NBA: OK folks, show's over, nothing more to see here, move along. Kobe outduels LeBron as Lakers beat Cavs.
· NHL: Rangers hoist Messier's jersey to the rafters, then do same with Oilers.
· College Basketball: Beavers fell No. 25 Arizona.