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What to watch before you are sedated, tagged and relocated farther back into the woods ...
• NBA: San Antonio at Memphis, Miami at L.A. Lakers. Could this be the episode where Shaq and Kobe finally kiss? [TNT]
• College Basketball: Kansas at Missouri, Connecticut at Syracuse, Loyola Marymount at Gonzaga. Any night that ends with you comatose on the couch after six straight hours of basketball is a good night. [ESPN]
• NHL: Tampa Bay at San Jose. New OLN slogan: Why not take a break from watching Ted Nugent slaughter a few of God's creatures to watch some hockey? [OLN]