What you missed while cutting open and examining a Snickers bar to find out what's so goddamned amusing about it ...
• NBA: Kobe scores 51 in a ball hogging dazzling display, but Lakers lose to Kings in overtime.
• NHL: It's good to be King: Luc Robitaille's landmark three goals lead LA over Thrashers.
• College Basketball: Virginia upsets North Carolina, meaning we can now display our Laurynus Mikalauskas poster with pride.