• Today's biggest laugh: The notion of Rasheed Wallace trying to put together a bedroom dresser from Ikea. [J.E. Skeets]
• True Hoop is getting all kinds of pretty outstanding information about William Wesley. [True Hoop]
• There will never be another Michael Jordan. Please, people, accept it. [Double Viking]
• They file all kinds of very important laws in Missouri. [Sports Music Blog]
• John Clayton, garden gnome. [Denver Sports Zone]
• "Kill Elway. Fuck Marino. Marry Montana." A gay former NFL player speaks out on Howard Stern. [Out Sports]
• Strange places the wrong USC cheerleader has shown up in the past. [Michigan Football Forum]
• Forgive the pun, but it's Booty Time at USC. [The Wizard Of Odds]