Last night, former Atlanta Braves third baseman and occasional fat person Chipper Jones sent out an ominous, yet fairly light-hearted tweet.
Huh. Well, that doesn't sound good.
OK, Chipper, the "lol" in the first tweet made it seem like this wasn't all that serious of a situation, but now the fire department is involved and this is starting to seem like a real forest fire. Just how bad is this fire? Could you share a picture with us?
OK, yes, you started a forest fire, Chipper Jones.