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Austin Wranglers 64, Las Vegas Gladiators 46. It upsets me a great deal that Las Vegas wasted a 330-yard 6 touchdown performance from the great Craig Whelihan.

Nashville Kats 57, New York Dragons 28. Holding an Arena team to 28 points is pretty much like pitching a shutout. Tim McGraw owns the Kats, by the way. Soon, every team in the league will be owned by a white musician or former quarterback.

Tampa Bay Storm 34, Philadelphia Soul 52. Bon Jovi's boys come up with the win behind Sean Scott's 8 catch, 3 touchdown performance. Tampa Bay's coach was actually suspended for the game becaue he tried to pull some illegal salary cap shenanigans. That's what you get for trying to cheat Bon Jovi, you dirty son of a bitch.

Colorado Crush 65, Chicago Rush 56. The Crush flushed the Rush with a last-minute drive that would make you blush. I apologize, that was terrible. But it was an exciting game, with a touchdown and a safety on the last two plays. I can't lie to you... I enjoyed Arena Football today.