What you missed while training your seeing-eye dog to fetch your striped shirt, your yellow flag and your whistle ...
• NBA: Suns "feel like Seahawks" after controversial last-second loss to Timberwolves.
• NHL: St. Louis (the player, not the city) leads Lightning (the team, not the atmospheric condition) to 3-2 victory over the Islanders (the New York kind — not the Polynesian ones).
• College Basketball: Don't get excited ladies, when they call him "the new Wilt" they're referring to this: Div. III player scores 50, grabs 36 rebounds in win.