What you missed while whipping up a cartoon that will offend all religions ...
• NBA: Mavericks win 12th straight by finally figuring out how to stop Kobe. You, um, play some defense.
• College Basketball: No. 4 Villanova tops St. Joe's. We love the whole "Big Five" thing.
• NHL: The L begins on the back of our left arm and the R is halfway down our right arm, but we are proud of our Langenbrunner Devils jersey — especially when they win.