• Skeletoner Lund isn't just a member of the Out Of The Olympics Club, he's actually the president. [The GYS Network]
• Sammy Sosa gets official offer from Nationals. Perhaps being in the nation's capital will help him remember all that English he forgot when he was in front of Congress. [The Beltway Boys]
• Now that's just mean: Texans pick up David Carr's option and will keep him around. [H-Town Sports]
• We've always vacationed in Norfolk anyway; Marlins shopping around for a new home. [Associated Press]