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• The Steelers won the Super Bowl, causing Bill Cowher to eat his children so that they did not see him cry.
• You think Al Michaels being traded for a cartoon bunny is bad? You should see the Pooh Bear To Be Named Later.
Kevin Pittsnogle, apparent Jamiroquai member.
• It's Alex Rodriguez in a Duke jersey. That sound you heard was your soul escaping.
• The Olympics are FAB-U-LOUS!
• Yes, Stephen A. Smith called David Letterman "Jay." Cutting edge, this guy.

• Joe Montana needs him some cash, yo!
• Speaking of legends having a bad week, GO CANADA!!!! Go get 'em, Great One!
• If you decide to get married on an ESPN Radio morning show, and it's not a prank, then we're afraid there's just no hope: Not for you, not for us, not for humanity.

That's all for us this week. Hope you had as much fun as we did. Enjoy The Mighty MJD this weekend, and we'll see you all Monday. Remember to root for Grandma Luge.