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• College Basketball: UNC 83, Duke 76. Tar Heels forward Tyler Hansbrough puts in 27 points, and I think I've seen enough of the color blue for a while.

• NHL: Senators 4, Maple Leafs 2. Eric Lindros hurts himself. In other news, ice is cold.

• Boxing: Joe Calzaghe wins unanimous decision over Jeff Lacy. Goofy Welsh white guy completely beats the hell out of dieseled American black guy. I'm a little confused this morning.