What to watch as the rest of the family interacts with each other (fine, as long as they keep it down) ...
• College Basketball: Colonial Athletic Association championship, N.C.-Wilmington vs. Hofstra, at Richmond, Va.; West Coast Conference championship, Gonzaga vs. Loyola Marymount, at Spokane, Wash. Adam Morrison will crush you! But in a nice way. [ESPN]
• College Women's Basketball: Atlantic 10 Conference championship, George Washington vs. Temple, at Philadelphia; Big Ten Conference championship, Ohio State vs. Purdue, at Indianapolis. Oh yeah, the version of basketball where they still set picks and play defense. [ESPN2]
• NHL: New York Islanders at Washington. Everyone please welcome Little Satan! Miroslav and Ingrid Satan have a baby boy. They opted for the name Miroslav Jr., instead of Damian. [OLN]