What to watch as your ex-mistress talks about your sexual dysfunction on the cover of a national sports magazine ...
• World Baseball Classic: USA vs. Mexico, at Phoenix; Canada vs. South Africa, at Scottsdale, Ariz. Bud Selig will be watching via closed circuit TV from his underground lair. If you don't buy a souvenir, he will know. And it won't be pretty. [ESPN2]
• College Basketball: Mid-Continent final, at Tulsa; Horizon League final, at Milwaukee. Are these real leagues? Bally, where are you when we need you? [ESPN]
• NHL: Colorado at St. Louis. Evidently Ted Nugent is taking a vacation from killing things, so this will have to do. [OLN]