• Kendra Davis is pleading not guilty, so that eliminates all doubt about her character. [Chicago Tribune]
• NFL owners mulling over that whole labor thing. Sorry. We said we weren't gonna mention it. [Associated Press]
• Adam Morrison would like you to be hit by a train. [Mr. Irrelevant]
• We're a day late on this, but no matter: We love old ladies who rob places wearing Steelers masks. [The Pittsburgh Channel]