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We're sorry about all the problems everyone is having getting into the site today, by the way. We've noticed, and we apologize. We're told it has something to do with "servers" and "FTPs" and all kinds of other terms we do not understand.

We're informed that it will almost certainly be fixed tomorrow, and certainly by tournament time. Which is good. Because as you well know, there's nothing worse than sites going down during the first two days of the NCAA tournament. It pretty much guarantees the time-honored practice of throwing heavey things across the room, actually.

Anyway. Sorry. To properly display our lament, here's a story about Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk and Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn's sister getting engaged over the weekend. In case you weren't angry enough.