• Syracuse 58, Georgetown 57. The 'Cuse advances to the Big East conference finals, and Jim Boeheim decides he's going to start cursing like a drunken sailor after every game.

• Pitt 68, Villanova 54. Pitt joins Syracuse in the finals, and Carl Krauser decides he's going to start poking opposing guards in the eye during every game.

• Cleveland 73, Orlando 102. I got excited when I saw that Darko had 10 at the half. I became less excited when I saw that he finished with 11. But still... baby steps. Baby-stepping towards the basket... baby-stepping towards a double-double...