• Qualitative Analysis says that the Missouri Valley Conference kinda sucks. [Critical Fanatic]

• "One thing I'll say about Jhonny Peralta: He's a clean Google. I wonder if people in the future will name their children with Internet search cleanliness in mind?" Yes, I like this MLB season preview. A capsule for every team. Except the NL West. [PeteBrush.com]

• I think Doug Gottleib is the least likable commentator that I've ever actually liked. Today, he makes fun of Dick Vitale. [Complete Sports]

• Paul Allen is threatening to sell or move the Blazers. The players voted to go ahead and move the team to Amsterdam. [Blazers.com]

• Headline in the Trenton Times: "Eagles add star-caliber center Bentley." Oopsie.