Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This ... is our BOOMstick! Twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in our sporting goods department. That's right; this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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