• Women's College Basketball: North Carolina vs. Maryland. I hope you enjoy this one as much as Trey Wingo will.

• MLB: Cleveland Indians @ Chicago White Sox. I'm kinda hoping that Jim Thome gets beaned.

• Women's College Basketball: Duke vs. LSU. With all the boosts being provided to the local community by LSU's men's team and the women's team, all the damage from Katrina should be fixed in no time, right?