• Roger Clemens goes to a baseball game, and now everyone's convinced he's playing for them. [Boston Globe]
• President Bush throws out the first pitch in Cincinnati, and the Reds respond with their best Michael Brown impression, giving up five runs in the first. [Cincinnati.com]
• Charles Barkley, Dominique Wilkins, Joe Dumars ... and UConn's women's coach all headed to the basketball Hall of Fame. [NBA.com]
• The Yankees T-shirt perhaps even Yankees fans can agree on. [Busted Tees]
• Get yourself your official Cubs pitcher injury locator! [Red Hot Mama]