This image was lost some time after publication.

What you missed while trading in your wife for a donkey ...
ā€¢ Women's College Basketball: Shell Game ā€” Maryland Terrapins take first national title, beating Duke in OT.
ā€¢ NBA: So the Nets are good now? Who new? New Jersey's 13th straight win clinches Atlantic Division title.
ā€¢ MLB: Dodgers' first win officially begins Grady Little Era in Los Angeles. We (shudder!) wish good luck to everyone concerned.