What to watch as your car's navigation system keeps directing you to Hooters ...
• Boxing: Junior middleweights, J.C. Candelo vs. Verno Phillips, at New Orleans. Just what the city needs after all its been through. Sanctioned fisticuffs. [ESPN2]
• MLB: St. Louis at Philadelphia. It's Mulder vs. Scully, er, we mean Myers. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Sacramento at San Antonio; Los Angeles Clippers at Phoenix. Ever think you'd see the day when all four of these teams didn't suck during the same season? [ESPN]