• Well, we probably could have seen this coming: "Bonds On Bonds" not actually improving on the ratings of whatever what on that channel before. [USA Today]
• Somehow, we always knew Tom Lehman would end up involved in a drive-by shooting. [KTVU]
• The Cardinals have this all figured out: Raise ticket prices, lower payroll. Excellent! Brilliant! [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
• If your golf team can't go to a strip club, dammit, what can they do? [Rocky Mountain News]
• Vijay Singh takes early lead at Augusta. That's The Masters. Golf. [Yahoo Sports]