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We swear to God, we just got this news alert from ESPN.com about Brett Favre's "retirement" "plans."

"It's a big 'might' amid an offseason of maybes, delays and maybe-nots, but Brett Favre says he has alerted the Packers that he'll possibly reveal his retirement decision as soon as this weekend."

That's right: Favre has told the Packers he will possibly reveal his retirement decision as soon as this weekend. If Favre does end up deciding to retire, may we suggest a career in 900 number astrology hotlines, or perhaps as a wacky local weatherman.

Favre To Announce Soon Whether To Play Or Retire [WFRV]