What you missed during your rampaging crime spree ...
• NBA: Anthony scores 28 as Nuggets clinch first division title since Chia Pets, Doogie Howser and Richard Marx were popular.
• NHL: Ovechkin does it! Sixth rookie to score 100 points, as Caps beat Bruins 2-1. Hey wake up eh, I'm givin' hockey highlights here, you knob.
• MLB: Mulder christens new Busch with win, first career homer, as planets fall back into alignment and God smiles warmly at His children.