What to watch as your home is lifted by cranes and moved to a better neighborhood ...
• NHL: Pittsburgh at Philadelphia. Flightless Sea Fowl in peril due to global warming, 31 percent winning percentage. [OLN]
• MLB: Seattle at Cleveland. We're sorry, but that grinning Indians logo could not be more offensive if it were pulling a slot machine lever. [Sports Time Ohio].
• NBA: Toronto at Miami. Don't forget fans, La Bamba Check Chashing is the official check cashing company of the Miami Heat. [Sun Sports]