What you missed while trying to guess the plot of The Simpsons movie ...
• NHL: Red Wings beat Oilers 2-0 to clinch home-ice advantage, as Detroit is all of a sudden king of the professional sports world.
• MLB: Mets beat Nationals 7-1 in boring, no-beanball affair.
• Soccer: Donovan, Meola have record night as U.S. and Jamaica struggle to 1-1 decision. Well, that screws up our fantasy league team this week.