What to watch while realizing it's incredibly difficult to pack a suitcase for a whole month...
• LPGA: Takefuji Classic, first round, at Las Vegas. Don't miss The Golf Channel's newest feature, "Hanging With Hootie and Daly." Early, rejected title: "Hanging With Hootie and Jamal." [The Golf Channel]
• MLB: Philadelphia at Atlanta. Doesn't it seem as if John Smoltz has been around since the dawn of time? [ESPN2] [TBS]
• NBA: New York at Cleveland; Dallas at Phoenix. It's NBA Thursday on TNT, and you know what that means: Ali G interviewing Steve Nash, to fuel your nightmares. [TNT]