What to watch as you hire undocumented workers from Mexico to finish "To Watch Tonight" ...
• Boxing: Heavyweights, Audley Harrison vs. Dominick Guinn, at Rancho Mirage, Calif. Prepare for non-stop clinching by the second round. [ESPN2]
• LPGA: Takefuji Classic, second round, at Las Vegas. Yuri Fudoh, let's run off together and make a new life away from all of this. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Washington at Chicago; Phoenix at Golden State. Ah, the lull before TV's May sweeps. [ESPN]