• If you were thinking that Maryland Terrapin TE Vernon Davis and Jesus Christ might be one in the same, you're not the only one. Happy Easter, by the way. [49ersNews.com]

• William "The Refrigerator" Perry has found a new venture. He's endorsing "Big Ass Fans." They're ceiling fans, from what I can gather, and they... I dunno. They're unique for some reason, and the website is weird, it beeps, and I hate it. [BigAssFans.com]

• Clinton Portis said that Sean Taylor was the craziest Miami Hurricane. Chris's Sports Blog investigates the validity of the claim and finds that, yes, Sean Taylor is a crazy bastard. [Chris's Sports Blog]

• You know the infamous SI Cover Jinx? Hey, maybe not. The people on the cover of the March Madness edition did alright. [A World of Logical Consequences]

• Good news if you were looking for more information about Peter King's bowel movements. He'll be a part of NBC's Sunday Night Football Coverage. [New York Post]