• MLS: Chivas USA @ Los Angeles Galaxy. This is something called the Súper Clásico. I have no idea what that means.

• NBA: Philadelphia @ Orlando. It's a must-win for both teams, if they hope to become the team that Detroit swallows whole in the first round of the playoffs.

• MLB: Cubs @ Pirates. The Cubs look to continue their ownership of PNC Park, as Aramis Ramirez is now recovered from this strained ass injury that crippled my fantasy team this week.