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All Freaking Day, ESPN. The NFL Draft, Day 2. Watch and see who gets the title of Mister Irrelevant. And then forget about him, and never hear from him again.
1:00, TBS. MLB: New York Mets @ Atlanta Braves. I think the Mets can actually clinch the division today.
1:00, ABC. NBA: Miami Heat @ Chicago Bulls. Today, you will see an angry Shaq.
1:00, ESPN2. MISL Championship, Game 2: Baltimore Blast @ St. Louis Steamers. I hope Baltimore wins and embarrasses St. Louis to the point where they have to move the entire franchise to Cleveland.
1:30, CBS: LPGA: Ginn Clubs @ Resorts Open, Final Round. Is there anyone left on the LPGA Tour over the age of 16?
1:30, FOX. NASCAR: Aaron's 499. Yesterday was Aaron's 312. Today it's 499. Now Aaron has 811 total. Greedy son of a bitch.
2:00, NBC. NHL: Philadelphia Flyers @ Buffalo Sabres or Colorado Avalance @ Dallas Stars. Weren't the Flyers just getting killed in this series a couple of days ago?
3:00, Fox Soccer Channel. Lyon vs. St. Etienne. Refuse to bathe, have a croissant, and enjoy some high-quality French soccer.
3:00, CBS. PGA: Zurich Classic of New Orleans. Chris Couch is in the lead. If he's ever in Morgantown, WV after a big win, he will get set on fire.
3:30, ABC. NBA: Phoenix Suns @ Los Angeles Lakers. I still don't quite know how the Lakers are playing so well together. Phil Jackson may have supernatural powers.
7:30, TNT. NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers @ Washington Wizards. Let's go, Wizards. This series is too compelling not to go 7 games.