What you missed while sneaking across the border from Mexico ... into Guatemala (Doh!) ...
• MLB: Yankees at Red Sox. Apparently, a grudge match of some sort. [YES Network]
• NBA playoffs: First round, Game 5, Chicago at Miami; Game 5, Los Angeles Lakers at Phoenix. Good thing the Clippers eliminated the Nuggets, because if Kobe had to play in Denver at some point it would have been awkward ... [TNT]
• NHL playoffs: First round, Game 6, Buffalo at Philadelphia. "I swear to God, if you take one more step I'll jump! I'm a desperate trophy!" [OLN]