• Seattle players pull an immigration joke on manager Mike Hargrove. [Seattlest]
• If you're going to make an anti-Johnny Damon sign, it should be at least partly sensical. [Boston.com]
• People who can throw with both hands are freaky. [The Star]
• This has nothing to do with sports, but it still has a mom punching a teacher in the face. [YouTube]
• Tomorrow's the next "Varsity Letters Reading Series," with Jeff Pearlman, David Margolick and Mark Lamster. We won't be back to NYC in time, but we encourage those in the area to go go go. [Varsity Letters Reading Series]