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Sunday’s Mariners-Angels game featured an Idiot on the Field who lasted quite a while. The shirtless guy made it from center field to the pitcher’s mound and even pretended to throw a pitch. Security eventually corralled him near the dugout.

At the start, it didn’t look like the doofus would make it far. He was seemingly surrounded in the outfield, until he jumped over one security person and burned through three more. Check out those moves, and that breakaway speed:


The Angels could use him as a pinch runner.

H/t to Joe

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