• Hootie Johnson no longer in charge of Masters, now free to retire to private life of hating black people and women. [Yahoo Sports]
• Anthony Johnson and Jason Kidd, another pair of NBA lovers. [The Basketball Jones]
• You know, not even we think it's worthwhile to honor Albert Pujols in Congress. [Washington Post]
• Ladies and gentlemen, the only Ultimate Frisbee highlight actually worth watching. [Colorado.edu]
• Bear down, Chicago Bear ... even on the sidelines. [Chicago Tribune]
• A freaky Steve Nash lookalike. [Fitted Sweats]
• The Buzzsaw has actually SOLD OUT THE SEASON. We died recently, right? [Arizona Republic]