What to watch while checking out the special Geezerjock centerfold ...
• MLB: Minnesota at Texas. Twins trot out their shiny 3-12 road record. [ESPN]
• NBA playoffs: Conference semifinal, Game 1, New Jersey at Miami. Does it seem like Shaq and Jason Kidd have been around forever? [TNT]
• NHL playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 2, New Jersey at Carolina; Edmonton at San Jose. We still can't get used to the fact that Carolina has hockey. [OLN]