What you missed while feeling vaguely guilty about actively rooting for a man's death on live network television ...
• NBA playoffs: Miami Heat Bloopers and Practical Jokes — Nets take advantage of 17 turnovers to grab Game 1 win.
• NHL playoffs: We're gonna need a bigger boat; Sharks take 2-0 lead over Oilers.
• MLB: Pedro Feliz hits 72nd career home run as Giants take 7-5 win over Astros.