What to watch as the chores actually do begin to do themselves ...
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at San Francisco. It's a long drive to right ... I think it could be ... it's going back, back ... it's ... hooking foul! [WGN]
• NBA playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 2, Cleveland at Detroit; Game 2, Dallas at San Antonio. We're surprised that Mark Cuban isn't live blogging each officials' call during the game. [TNT]
• NHL playoffs: Conference semifinals, Game 3, Anaheim at Colorado. Isn't it time for the Avs to drop this charade and start winning? No? OK. [OLN]